Recall Notice

Recall Notice "But you know that he appeared so that he might take away our sins. And in him is no sin. No one who lives in him keeps on sinning," 1st John 3:5 There are now countless recall notices from companies that have sold defective products, and now are faced with the process of repairing or replacing the products. Man is a defective product, and what if God sent out a recall notice. Would it look like this? The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been identified as "Sin", and some of the symptoms include, loss of direction, foul vocal emissions, amnesia of origin, lack of peace and joy, selfish or violent behavior, depression or confusion, fearfulness, idolatry, and rebellion. The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The repair technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required, as He has already paid the cost. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self control. Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. for further details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being scrapped in the furnace. Thank you for your attention. Robert William Brock My Daily Devotional Volume Seven April 17